Today is the sort of day where the sun only comes up to humiliate you khalil gibran. Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.
Best quotes about funny and sayings your secrets are safe with me i wasn t even listening.
Today quotes funny. Here are 60 short and funny motivational quotes to help brighten your day. 567 quotes have been tagged as today. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Some of the quotes below are pure gold. Life my life mistakes. My friend thinks he s smart.
These 101 funny quotes from comedians movies authors and tv look at the hilarious side of life. Funny quotes and sayings. Enjoy these funny quotes a laugh and share with a friend.
The hilarious moment always memorable in life. When i was a kid my parents moved a lot but i always found them. I don t mind and you don t matter 1.
Rice is great when you re hungry and you want 2000 of something. Of arrogance germany doesn t want to go to war and the three most powerful. But here is not that type you can laugh and what you are.
Funny quotes quotes tagged as funny showing 1 30 of 8 224 you know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy the best golfer is a black guy the tallest guy in the nba is chinese the swiss hold the america s cup france is accusing the u s. She s ninety seven now and we don t know where the hell she is. Photo credits pinterest funny.
40 funny quotes of the day and short funny sayings i m not clumsy the floor just hates me the table and chairs are bullies and the walls get in my way. We don t often feature funny quotes on wealthy gorilla but after compiling this list i ll make an exception. He said onions are the only food that makes you cry.
If you don t like me remember its mind over matter. If i had to live my life again i d make the same mistakes only sooner. 60 short funny motivational quotes.
People say nothing is impossible but i do nothing every day. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty.