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Funny religious quotes. See more ideas about quotes funny quotes christian. Mar 22 2018 explore christian funny pictures s board christian funny quotes followed by 12435 people on pinterest. Christian quotes christianity is the strangest religion ever set up for it committed a murder upon jesus in order to redeem mankind from the sin of eating an apple.
Christian funny quotes sayings. I believe in christianity as i believe that the sun has risen. My feeling is quite simply that if there is a god he has done such a bad job that he isn t worth discussing.
That s why its called the present. Every one says forgiveness is a lovely idea until they have something to forgive. Going to church no more makes you a christian than standing in a garage makes you a car.
If your soul has no sunday it becomes an orphan. This is probably due to better education and the ability to question what once was thought to be a sin to question. 9515 matching entries found.
He would not be a christian. Heaven goes by favor. Today is a gift.
March 20 2020 home quotes lesson for life atheism is unstoppable and growing rapidly in almost every developed countries including japan. Showing search results for christian funny sorted by relevance. Get a funny quote of the day each day by email or in your feed reader.
If you can t feed a hundred people then feed just one. Quotes tagged as religion showing 1 30 of 12 115. Joya s board funny christian quotes on pinterest.
If it went by merit you would stay out and your dog would. Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. Alice morse earle.
The christian missionary may preach the gospel. Not only because i see it but because by it i see everything else. Tomorrow is a mystery.
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