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Funny quotes about life and love. Love is a lot like a backache it doesn t show up on x rays but you know it s there. Most of the time it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems. He won t expect it back oscar wilde.
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All life is a chance dale carnegie. I ll do the dishes. 49 no one is a friend to his friend who does not love in return plato.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade. There is more to life than increasing its speed mahatma gandhi. I love you more than coffee but please don t make me prove it.
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Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. Friendship closes its eyes friedrich nietzsche. To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance oscar wilde love is the answer but while you re waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty interesting questions woody allen gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love albert einstein love is like an hourglass with the heart filling up as the brain empties jules renard.
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