It s a little disheartening when your co workers get paid more than you and you still have to show them how to send an email. Don t be afraid to make mistakes there are none.
No man goes before his time unless the boss.
Funny quote of the day for work. John gotti quote of the day. Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Hilarious office quotes of the day.
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day robert frost you grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself ethel barrymore always remember that you are unique. 50th of 60 funny motivational quotes by working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day robert frost. Just like everybody else unknown.
Here are a few funny office quotes to cheer you up and prove that laughter is indeed the best medicine. Funny inspirational work quotes the problem with the rat race is that even if you win you re still a rat. Funny inspirational work quotes funny inspirational work quotes 1.
I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. Sergeant bilko i always give 100 at work. By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day robert frost love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Glei maximize your potential career. In my house i m the boss my wife is just the decision maker. Reading through some funny sayings and quotes can help lighten the burden and make us forget our anxieties.
100 funny work quotes. You wouldn t have a job if he was any smarter. 10 monday 23 tuesday 40 wednesday 22 thursday and 5 friday.
Seeing or reading something funny triggers bouts of laughter which cheers up a dull mood. Greatness doesn t come from taking a lean back approach to career planning. If you think your boss is stupid remember.
Money quotes people quotes sayings. Even if you are on the right track you ll get run over if you just sit there will rogers. All i ever wanted was an honest week s pay for an honest day s work.
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute a glass of wine by two minutes and a day of work by seven to ten hours. The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. Get out in front of opportunity and it will come to you.
Beer quotes drinking life quotes.