You know you re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Congratulations and happy birthday.
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To me old age is always 15 years older than i am.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman s birthday but never remembers her age. Time and tide wait for no man but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. May you live as long as the earth exist.
There is still no cure for the common birthday. Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed. I will never be an old man.
One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday. If you re enjoying these funny birthday quotes you ll also get. Do not think that you will be one more year old.
Age in itself can also be pretty funny. Do not be so pessimistic today. Birthdays are nature s way of telling you to eat more cake.
Have a lot of fun on your birthday let s remember that one day you were young and you were infinitely happy but don t forget to enjoy that you were never so old. A man is only as old as the woman he feels. I came to yours.
I was brought up to respect my elders. Last week the candle factory burned down. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter.
May your life be long and useful like a tissue paper so that whenever you unroll a day it always brings you success and victory. Your birthday reminds me of the old chinese scholar. Funny happy birthday quotes and sayings 7 there are more than ten million birthdays on this planet.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. If you don t mind it doesn t matter. Funny birthday quotes for friends.
Everyone just stood around and sang happy birthday. Age is a number and yours is unlisted. Do not think about the worst.
And now i don t have to respect anyone. When we cease to grow we become old. We don t grow old.
Below are some of the funny birthday quotes. A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it. After 30 a body has a mind of its own.